departmentofredundancydepartment:
oh my god
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”
Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
“it will steal your child’s feelings ..” I don’t know but I have a lot of feelings.
Classic Christwire article! xD
notice the mention of “images of men engaging in premarital kissing”
UM. IT WILL ALWAYS BE PREMARITAL IF THEY CAN’T GET MARRIED. j/s.
edit: The Actual Article (yes it exists)
But wait…my teenager’s NOT on tumblr, and doesn’t want to be. Does that mean I have to give up my dream of us forever bonding over gay porn?
lol it goes on to say
“Tumblr is headed by groups of New York gays and nerds, and the head honchos seem to really like cats. You can’t have a moral website with cats, that’s an inherent contradiction. However, cats are extremely persuasive and have turned many people to the dark side. “
and even has a graph!
